We are a comedy site. We collect a small amount of information in the ordinary course of operating a website. This page explains what, why, and what you can do about it.
Last updated: 1 May 2026
This Privacy Policy describes how Jimmy McColery, an individual operating the Parent v. Child website at sueyourkid.com (the "Site"), collects, uses, and shares information about visitors to the Site. The Site publishes satirical editorial content; it is not a law firm and does not offer legal services. This page is provided to inform you about our data practices. For legal advice on any subject, consult an attorney.
This Site is operated by Jimmy McColery as an individual (not as an LLC or corporation). You can reach us at editor@sueyourkid.com. Postal correspondence is not currently accepted; please use the email address above for all privacy and legal matters.
This Site is intended for adult readers. The satirical premise concerns adult parental experiences and is not directed to children. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If you are under 13, please do not use this Site or provide any information.
If you send us an email, submit a contact form, or otherwise communicate with us, we will receive whatever information you choose to share — typically your email address, your name (if you give one), and the contents of your message. We do not sell user information, and we do not collect financial account information on this Site.
Like most websites, we and our service providers automatically collect certain information when you visit, including:
This information is collected via standard web server logs and via the advertising service described below.
A "cookie" is a small text file a website stores on your device. This Site uses cookies in the following limited categories:
You can usually set your browser to refuse cookies or to alert you when cookies are being sent. Most major browsers also support Global Privacy Control (GPC) signals, which we honor as an opt-out request to the extent applicable law (including the CCPA/CPRA) requires. If you disable cookies entirely, the editorial content of this Site will continue to function; only the advertising experience will be affected.
This Site currently only displays advertisements served by Google AdSense. In connection with advertising, the following applies:
Third-party advertisers may collect information about your visits to this Site and other websites to provide advertisements and content of interest to you. We do not control these third parties' tracking technologies or how they may be used. Their practices are governed by their own privacy policies, not this one.
We use the information we collect to:
We do not sell your personal information. We may share information in the following limited circumstances:
Depending on where you live, you may have rights under applicable privacy laws. The two regimes most relevant to readers of this Site are described below; residents of other jurisdictions may have analogous rights under local law and may contact us at editor@sueyourkid.com to exercise them.
If you are located in the EEA, the UK, or Switzerland, you have rights under the GDPR (and the UK GDPR / Swiss FADP, as applicable), including:
Legal basis for processing. We process information about visitors on the basis of (a) legitimate interests in operating, maintaining, and securing the Site, including basic server logs and fraud or abuse prevention; and (b) consent, where required, for personalized advertising cookies served by Google AdSense and its partners. Where consent is required, it is requested via a cookie consent banner. Note: A consent banner via Google's Funding Choices Consent Management Platform will be implemented when AdSense approval is received; until then, EEA/UK/Swiss visitors should treat the Site as not having obtained consent for personalized advertising and should rely on the opt-out tools listed in the Advertising section.
How to exercise your rights. Email editor@sueyourkid.com. We will respond as required by applicable law.
Right to lodge a complaint. You also have the right to lodge a complaint with your local data protection authority. Contact information for EU supervisory authorities is available at edpb.europa.eu; for the UK, the Information Commissioner's Office (ICO) at ico.org.uk.
If you are a California resident, you have rights under the California Consumer Privacy Act, as amended by the California Privacy Rights Act, including:
Categories of personal information we collect. Internet or other electronic network activity information, including IP address, cookie and similar identifiers, browser and device information, and pages viewed on this Site.
Categories disclosed for cross-context behavioral advertising. The categories above are disclosed to Google (Google AdSense) for the purpose of serving advertising on this Site.
How to opt out of "sharing." California residents may opt out of the sharing of personal information for cross-context behavioral advertising by:
How to exercise other rights. Email editor@sueyourkid.com. We will respond as required by applicable law and will not discriminate against you for exercising your rights.
As noted above, this Site is intended for adult readers and is not directed to children under 13. We do not knowingly collect personal information from children under 13. If we become aware that we have inadvertently received personal information from a child under 13, we will delete it. If you are a parent or guardian and believe your child has provided us with personal information, please contact us at editor@sueyourkid.com.
We retain information only for as long as needed for the purposes described in this Privacy Policy, unless a longer retention period is required or permitted by law. We use reasonable administrative and technical safeguards to protect information, but no method of transmission or storage over the Internet is entirely secure.
This Site is operated from the United States. If you access the Site from outside the United States, please be aware that your information may be transferred to, stored in, and processed in a country whose data protection laws may differ from the laws of your country.
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. When we do, we will revise the "Last updated" date at the top of this page. Material changes will be indicated by additional prominent notice on the Site.
If you have questions about this Privacy Policy or our practices, contact us at editor@sueyourkid.com.